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berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

(via imreallycoolandfriendly)

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute, via that-stupid-tardis-sound)

"I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."

Oscar Wilde (via sadisfactionn)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via sadisfactionn)

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via violetunderground)

lolyumaddoe:

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

^^

(via t-emp-tations)

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

image

(via sorry)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji, via stuning)

vodkacupcakes:

Damn

(Source: disarmnoir)