"I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”